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    Friday, January 27, 2006
    Canada hates smoking. And I'm more or less fine with that. I happen to love my pipe. Yes, I know it's bad for me. I don't care.

    What I do resent is the often repeated claim that smoking is not just killing me, but everyone around me. I simply do not believe that anyone at any time has ever died from second hand tobacco smoke. Not even Heather Crowe. (You remember her right? She was that dying waitress in all of the ads that helped get smoking banned from bars. Still alive by the way.)

    And don't bring the kids into this.

    The Green Party says that 1 in 5 kids has asthma. Thirty years ago it was 1 in 30. Back then you could smoke indoors. Hell, fifteen years ago I could go buy smokes if I had a note from an adult.

    The government has the nerve to call their anti-smoking campaign "Step Inside for a Breath of Fresh Air." You know why you can't get fresh air outside anymore? It's been polluted by the government's coal plants.

    So, what they're basically telling us is to step inside a smoke-free, strip-bar for our health. Our livers will thank us, I'm sure.

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    posted by Unknown @ 12:14 PM  
    9 Comments:
    • At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Paul said…

      Here in California a court just declared second hand smoke a pollutant:
      The decision by the California Air Resources Board puts environmental tobacco smoke in the same category as diesel exhaust, arsenic and benzene.

      This is getting to be more than a bit ridiculous.

       
    • At 2:07 PM, Blogger Kelly said…

      It sounds like you'd like this post on the right thing to do about smoking bans and second-hand smoke.

       
    • At 3:34 PM, Blogger Ryan Oakley said…

      Paul: You are quite obviously a man of good taste and sound judgement. Might I add that should you spend a night in a closed room with a car blasting diesel exhast, you would be dead. With tobbacco smoke, a substance so deadly that you have to spend years directly inhaling it to die, the worst you could expect is a mild headache.

      Kelly: You are a lawyer of some kind but, as you seemed possessed of reason, I will forgive that. The right thing to do is to let smokers smoke. No one was hurt more by the ban than the non-smoking bars, who suddenly had to rely upon their decor, drink prices and service as opposed to the self-righteousness of a boring and aged populace.

       
    • At 5:16 PM, Anonymous melly said…

      I wrote you a long comment but then just said, the hell with it :)

      You're in the minority, nyah nyah...

       
    • At 5:23 PM, Blogger Ryan Oakley said…

      On this site Melly, you're in the minority. And don't you forget it.

      Oh. Little tip. We're a minority that carries fire around.

       
    • At 5:15 PM, Blogger Melly said…

      Enjoy your little corner of freedom while you can. Soon we'll get here too .....

       
    • At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Ryan Oakley said…

      We're waiting. Still waiting. Waiting some more.

      Fuck it, I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.

       
    • At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Good Luck said…

      I'll coach you through the chemo - not that it matters with Lung Cancer.

      Elliot

       
    • At 1:13 AM, Anonymous Grumpy Owl said…

      The offer is appreciated but I'd prefer it you just paid for my giant robot body. I think that's a solution we could all live with.

       
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