| So Fresh and Krispy Klean |
| Tuesday, February 07, 2006 |
 I am a very clean person. As a matter of fact, I make Howard Hughes look like a slob. But, as he learned, it is very difficult to stay clean on such a filthy planet. Everywhere you look there's organic lifeforms ejecting fluids and leaving little pieces of themselves all over the joint. Disgusting.
So it is very important that bathtime is funtime. Where possible, I like to combine my enjoyment with my hygiene regimen. Why just gargle Listerine when you can drink it too? And now there's soap that looks good enough to eat. And eat it I shall.
You can buy this stuff at Up to You in Toronto and apparently they also have cheesecake, bon-bons and all of that other crap. But for my money, the donuts are the way to go. I can hardly wait to clean my wiener.Labels: products |
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